Gabriel Burks, Age 10
Every day Joey loved to paint on a certain wall in Ann Arbor, Michigan. He loved the football team Michigan. He also loved everything blue. He was a secret agent for the C.I.A. He was 10,000,000,000 years old. He was the undead.
One day he came back to the brand new paint that was bright blue. He went up to it and looked at it and it was cracked up, and underneath it was red paint like Ohio State. He hated it. So he painted it blue again. The next day he investigated the paint and he found out that there was a Michigan-Ohio State game that day. He found a group of college students talking about cracked paint, so he picked up all thirty college students and threw them to space.