Ewan Lemens, Age 9
One day, this random guy, a Michigan fan of course, was selling a number four jersey. What he didn’t know was that the jersey he was selling was haunted—the former number four of Michigan’s football team. The story began by the random guy selling a Michigan jersey. Somebody walked by—he was a State fan, however, so he didn’t buy it. Fifty fans walked by; thirteen of them wanted to buy it. The thirteen who wanted to buy it asked what the price was. The random guy said the price was forty-nine ninety-nine, so none of them wanted to buy it. During the game, nobody was walking by. The streets were empty. Just then, something magical happened. The jersey moved by itself. It killed the random guy who was selling it. The next day, the jersey was there just lying on the ground with no man near it. So the police called in detective Smith to solve the mystery. He was the best detective in the city. The reason everybody knew about it was that somebody saw it happen and told everybody. On that day, detective Smith began his job…
Spies are Scared of Turtles
Current Issue: Winter 2017
