A Stinky Clumsy Baby Football Cheetah Named Cheeto

Liliana Yamamoto, 7
Carpenter Elementary School

One day a one-year-old cheetah, Cheeto, signed up for football. So on the first day of training she was ready. But she wasn’t ready. She was always falling and farting A LOT! And all the other players on the other team fainted and Cheeto’s team won! Hooray for Cheeto.

Don’t Lie

Liliana Yamamoto, 7
Carpenter Elementary

Don't lie, because you could get caught and get in big trouble and that wouldn't be good, so never lie in your life or you will be very bad. And never ever touch a wild polar bear, not even a wild brown bear—those can go super savage, so be aware of bears. And rocking chairs can be a real hoot. They can fall over very easily, so when you sit on the chair be very cautious about the falling thing and don't make it fall on your toes.

Thor the Cat

Liliana Yamamoto, age 6

Carpenter Elementary

The first day I got Thor, my new cat, was Friday. My friend was there. I was so excited. We played so much and then we got Thor.

We got home with him and my old cat, Bigs, was hissing at him. Bigs was not happy. They hissed and fought. We had to put Thor in his own room.

Last night, we let Thor out. Bigs tried to hiss but couldn’t because of his asthma. He was so mad that we walked away and we put Thor back in the room.