How to Survive a Fighting Poodle

Fern Murray, Age 7
Logan Elementary


First, you are walking in the dog park for no reason at all, and then a poodle for no reason at all jumps at you.

Then, you take out a sword that you have randomly. Then, take all the fur off so the poodle is naked. It will hide but it won’t hurt it.

Next, you turn around but there’s tons of green poodles with one eye!!! Then you sing and they are happy. Then you go home, but when you get to your house there are bulldogs on the roof.

Last, they jump down and you put them in a tree.

If the bulldogs get down, take them to the pound.

How to Survive Running Away Then Living in the Forest

Zalie Burnstein, Age 7
Angell Elementary


First, you find long sticks and make a little tent out of sticks then make a fire with extra twigs.

Then, you look around and find some berries for food and some seeds then cook them in a fire.

Next, you find a lot of leaves and make them into a blanket, and clothes, a bed, and a pillow.

Last, make sure the bed, pillow, and blanket are comfortable and go to sleep.

If a bear wakes you up, you sing it a lullaby. Then the bear goes to sleep and you go to bed.

How to Survive Having a Hamburger House

Saoirse Papp, Age 7
Angell Elementary


First, you would go to school to learn lots of science.

Then, you would mix up a potion in a spray bottle and spray it on your hamburger house to keep it from rotting.

Next, you would carve doors and windows and maybe some plates with a butter knife.

Last, you would go out and buy a bed and forks and pens and pencils and notepad and write what else you had to get.

If you don’t have enough money to buy these things, then you could get a part-time job. If that doesn’t earn enough money then you could get a full-time job.