Spies are Scared of Turtles

Spies are Scared of Turtles
Current Issue: Winter 2017

How to Survive a Fighting Poodle

Fern Murray, Age 7
Logan Elementary


First, you are walking in the dog park for no reason at all, and then a poodle for no reason at all jumps at you.

Then, you take out a sword that you have randomly. Then, take all the fur off so the poodle is naked. It will hide but it won’t hurt it.

Next, you turn around but there’s tons of green poodles with one eye!!! Then you sing and they are happy. Then you go home, but when you get to your house there are bulldogs on the roof.

Last, they jump down and you put them in a tree.

If the bulldogs get down, take them to the pound.