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Spies are Scared of Turtles
Current Issue: Winter 2017
Showing posts with label For Sale: The Honorable Art of Writing Cunning and Persuasive Advertisements. Show all posts
Showing posts with label For Sale: The Honorable Art of Writing Cunning and Persuasive Advertisements. Show all posts

Marsh Munchies

Jude Sears, 8
Fortis Academy

Brand name: Marsh Munchies
Phone Number: 1-800-000-0000
Slogan: Munch Marsh Munchies Away!
Target customer: Dr. Morgan

Product Description: These yummy little treats come in 12 different flavors (assorted fruits, original, broccoli, kale, lettuce, beets, carrot, onion, garlic, pumpkin, banana, and pepper)

Facts:
  • All vegetable flavors taste like regular mallows
  • Target customer (Mr. Morgan)
  • Has 5000 iron
  • Very healthy!
  • $3.00 per bag
  • If a customer buys our product, we will give your money to charity!
  • They are vegan! 

Are you tired of confusing mallows? … yes?
Introducing… (looks at paper)
Marsh Munchies!
...They’re really… Wow!

Bots Commercial

Maia Sears

Brand name: Bots
Phone number: (734) 644-beep
Slogan: Beep beep beep beep! I’m a Robot!
Target customer: Monstbot

Product description: This product description is based on robots. It will have robots that serve you food, and give you drinks, and do anything a regular person would serve you.

Facts:
  • Robots will serve you food at a restaurant as if a human would.
  • They will bring you anything you want.
  • They will bring you a huge tray of all the desserts.
  • The robots will speak any language or accent.
  • They will lead you to the table or booth you want.
  • They will have a button for you to press for a button for an iPod for a menu.
  • They will tell you jokes and make you laugh.
Scene 1: Robot will be serving a person food. The food will be french fries.

Scene 2: It will show the menu and a clear-talking robot would be speaking over the camera saying the few things that you can buy: french fries, steak, macaroni and cheese, pizza.

Scene 3: Shows robot serving the target customer, Monstbot! The target customer tries the food he ordered… THE TARGET CUSTOMER LOVES HIS STEAK!! YAY!!!!!!!