Alexander Zheng, Age 9
Lakewood Elementary
“Why do you make me just to kill the germs on your hand?”
“Why don’t you make armor for me because I keep drying out?”
“Why are your hands so dirty all the time?”
“Why can’t you use a sword to do it yourself?
“Why do I keep saying the word why?”
“I’m blind so is anybody out there?”
“Do I have to be in a plastic jar, not a metal jar?”
“Can you stop using me, for real STOP using me!”
“I am old and rusty (well, not really rusty).”
Spies are Scared of Turtles
Current Issue: Winter 2017
