A Boy Named Cheeta

Daniel Han, 9
Logan Elementary School

In 1992, there was a boy named Cheeta. He farts when he plays football and that gives him more speed and energy. The normal professional football player’s running speed is 30 kph, but Cheeta’s running speed is 200 kph when he farts. And the fart sound is twenty times as loud as a foghorn from a ship. So Cheeta spends his running time in the air instead of running on the ground. That means he is almost flying. So when he flies with the ball, nobody can tackle him. But nobody knows that he is flying because it is only two inches off the ground. Cheeta’s team name was Superfart. And Cheeta’s team won ninety-six to zero. Cheeta’s teammate didn’t even have to throw or catch the ball because Cheeta didn’t pass. But it was still a very good game. Cheeta was on the news. Also, he beat the Guinness World Record. Also he started playing soccer and running marathons. All the games he played until he turned seventy-two. He won 988,617,651 medals. And he melted all the gold medals and sold them. And he became rich. And he also sold his aerodynamic mask.