Spies are Scared of Turtles

Spies are Scared of Turtles
Current Issue: Winter 2017

Dear William Carlos William

Fern Murray, age 8
Logan Elementary

How dare you!
You owe me some new plums!
You were going to eat those
with my fruity-looty Fruit Loops!
Also, you owe me a new ice box!
You slammed it too hard and made a dent!

I’m so mad.