Ryan Wang, Age 9
Lakewood Elementary
BAM! A glob of yellow stuff. BAM! A bunch of stringy things. As you can guess, I am a fork. Yes, a fork. Do I have to repeat it one hundred times? The most fun thing I can do is remember what food is which. The first one was mac and cheese. The second one was noodles. The third one, you get the point. After I’m done being pushed into food, I get put in the sink. Then I get put in the dryer. It is not as fun as it sounds. Imagine this, you get put in this box and get hit by high-powered water. Then, you get thrown in another box that is 400 degrees Celsius. Then you get hit by air at -100 degrees Celsius. Exaggerating, am I? Well I can’t be called the exaggeration master and not exaggerate can I? Oh, you never heard? Well that’s because you humans don’t hear anything. Silverware are much more intelligent. Even, look who’s talking. You humans exaggerate a million times a day. My point? If your kind is so smart, then figure it out yourself.
