Spies are Scared of Turtles

Spies are Scared of Turtles
Current Issue: Winter 2017

How to Be Silly

Eloise Cras, 7
Thurston Elementary

In the Winter:
  1. Get a bucket and put in the most snow you can.
  2. Make sure that you dump everything on your head and say, “Oopsies!”

In the Fall:
  1. Stack up the leaves.
  2. Now jump in the leaves and say, “I didn’t mean to!”

In the Summer:
  1. Make sure you are really hot.
  2. Go to the pool and get a bucket.
  3. Put water in the bucket and dump it on your head and say, “Ahhhh, what a nice day!”