Bach Elementary
One day there were three triplet puppies. When they were really young, they accidentally got covered in permanent green paint. Their names were Prairie, Emerald, and Bob. They lived in Washington, D.C. They loved to play with bananas. They liked to toss bananas.
When Prairie said, “Why don’t we run for president?”
“Nah, that’s boring,” said Emerald.
“Let’s run for banana-tossers.”
So they ran for banana-tossers. No one else was running for it, so they easily won the election. But then they lost their bananas. They found them in Obama’s hat. “Man, life gets crazier every year,” said Bob. Then they saw a pink, fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows with a sparkle rocket launcher.
