Dear diary,
This morning, I woke up upside-down. My parents woke me up so that I wouldn’t be late for flying practice. If I slept in late, then my mom wouldn’t be happy. While I was stretching (upside-down), I stretched out and accidentally fell on top of my mom while she was waking up the rest of my family. (FYI, my flying practice is seven hours long!) That is probably why Mom doesn’t get me a rock for me to ride on.
When I got to the cave for flying practice, I suddenly remembered that I didn’t have a single fly! Or grasshopper! I tried telling my coach that I didn’t have any piece of food. But, of course, he was too busy teaching how to dive.